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Post by racer on Jul 23, 2014 17:04:47 GMT
Well it has been an interesting start to the game. Both of my tribemates came and talked to me about working together and they obviously would have done the same with each other. What do you expect on a tribe of three? Same thing on each tribe tbh.
But I do love this tribe - a couple of newer RFFers who are really awesome and I am looking forward to working with them! It was crucial to win that first IC to keep us all here.
So the strategy at the challenge was simple. By the time I got here, one tribe was basically dead anyway. Then I made an alliance with the Aqu girls called "Blacks + Brains" and we agreed to work together and take out Mab because we cannot deal with problematic gay black children and who could blame us?
That was straightforward - everyone jumped on the bandwagon and took them out.
NaOnka and J'Tia knew that Ino had an advantage, so they enlisted Ino to help us all take Ini down, which was a good idea because there are some strong players at Ini and that Tribal will not be as straightforward as some other ones could be.
In the end, they were sitting ducks. The old women were begging for their lives but like one of them is an idiot anyway as she proved on countless times on my season, so let's just let them go kill each other.
Meanwhile, we will sit back and enjoy victory, although Coach probably will tell us about the time he flew to outer space to save the president from the Martians or something. Whatever, let's just get through this...
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Post by racer on Jul 25, 2014 16:38:49 GMT
Kass was voted out - I must admit I experience a sense of vindictive pleasure every time I see her torch snuffed.
Meanwhile Francesca or Frenchessquwaa wants a cross-Tribal alliance and I told her I wanted to join an army of fierce black women anyway, so yeah, that's all good. I will lead these fierce black gurls but they might eat me in the end. Who really cares?
And also, the gays at Mab are colluding obviously. I think Brice wants Colby's dick. Removal of the gays as soon as possible is a necessity.
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Post by racer on Jul 25, 2014 16:48:09 GMT
Last night we were sitting around the campfire and Coach told us one of his signature stories. Apparently one time he was lost in the Korean wilderness and he was abducted by a group of North Korean villagers and taken to a remote location. He thought they were going to eat him or something, but he flirted with one of the ladies named Ming and then apparently at night, Ming crawled into the building they were keeping him in, screwed him and then cut his ropes and took him to the South Korean border and helped him cross.
Yes, this really happened he says.
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Post by racer on Jul 25, 2014 16:58:31 GMT
So this morning Coach told us some more stories about his travels and adventures. One time around twenty to twenty-one years ago, he was in Poland exploring the city of Wrocław and he was lost. He went to a grocery store and purchased some cherries because he was hungry, however, Some random blonde women found him in a dark alleyway and started bashing him with their overpriced handbags and they took his cherries. He was all alone and had sustained serious injuries. Luckily, a fierce brain surgeon walking by found him and performed immediate surgery in the alleyway. She was proficient - she had performed surgery on the Mayor of Wrocław before. She fixed him up and took him to her place. He awoke the next day and was filled with gratitude. He repaid the debt by fixing the broken toilet in her apartment and then they started making out. One thing led to another and nine months later he got an email saying that he was a father of a little girl. He told the woman to name her Martha and promised to return when he could. However, apparently he is distracted by Survivor and he can't go back and meet his daughter until he wins Survivor. Personally, when I win, I'll buy this guy some plane tickets, although this Marta sounds like the type of person who might bash him up worse than the random blondes on the street.
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Post by racer on Jul 29, 2014 16:27:57 GMT
OMG NEW TRIBE <3
I got one of those three bodacious black women over here to work with - that being Francesca - and Sierra looks great too! Chris seems nice although I don't know him much yet and Rob... who knows? He didn't do much at first, did he?
Overall, it's a good tribe. My Kati tribe spoke about sticking together as much as possible - the two of them are still together so I'm hoping that they make it through to the merge in tact and we can reunite!
Meanwhile I can't stop thinking about that beautiful Paloma... I wish she was on this tribe. The way that tiny body moves... it is very attractive if you know what I mean... I stole her old buff off the floor so at least I can smell it when I get lonely.
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Post by racer on Aug 2, 2014 5:20:51 GMT
Well Francesca spoke to me right off the bat about her, Sierra and me sticking together. That gives us the numbers over here and we can control things until the merge or whatever. That leaves Chris and Rob. Rob is the easy boot today. We anticipate a 4-1 vote although a 5-0 vote is also likely at this stage since he is a vegetable.
I spoke to Chris a little bit and I really like him. He wanted me and him to stick together in the event that we lose again. Of course I agreed with him, and that means I am aligned with everybody on this tribe once Rob goes home.
That makes things a little awkward because I will have to betray somebody if we were to lose again. Who would I betray? I have absolutely no idea. We just need to keep winning really, because I would love for all four of us to make the merge.
Chris also shared with me that he found something during Camp Life which would give his tribe an advantage at Immunity Challenge #5. That's still a fair way away, but it could be really useful, so it's good to know. He also asked me whether or not I found anything, and I said I found nothing. I don't like lying, but I'm keeping this clue to myself at least for the time being. I need to figure this out.
So basically I'm probably in a decent spot in this tribe right now, but I seriously need to win the next Immunity Challenge otherwise things are going to get messy!
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Post by racer on Aug 5, 2014 12:46:43 GMT
I don't know why but Francesca keeps twerking in front of me. It is really quite disturbing.
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Post by racer on Aug 6, 2014 13:07:29 GMT
Tribal Council went as expected. I don't think anyone expected anything else, why would they? Meanwhile, I sincerely hope these guys can band together because there's another Immunity Challenge today and we'll be seriously down in numbers if we lose, and head the way of Luzon...
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Post by racer on Aug 6, 2014 13:09:57 GMT
Apparently Francesca feels the need to extend her posterior as far away from its equilibrium when leaning down to get water from the water well as possible. The only men here are me and Chris - Chris is married as far as I know, and I'm not into mannish black women, so I don't know what she's doing unless she's secretly an #EskimoLesbo trying to hit on Sierra, but I don't know if Sierra is interested.
There's definitely room for a showmance on this tribe, but I sure as hell don't know who it would involve... o.O
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Post by racer on Aug 8, 2014 5:58:16 GMT
I'm just submitting Pipelines as my word, idek what's going on.
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Post by racer on Aug 8, 2014 9:53:36 GMT
I had a nice little chat with Francesca when she finally stopped twerking and we talked about how Chris is so active and would be so loyal to us and that we needed to win to keep him around. Personally, I think even if we lose, Chris should stay. I love Sierra, she is a great person and not too bad to look at by the standards of this cast, but she doesn't have as much to offer us in terms of challenges, and if we keep a weak tribe, we will go the way of Luzon probably.
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1:29 PM Booby Omg what do i do for this challenge? should i throw this round so they waste words? or too risky or like take a loud of 3 letters 1:30 PM
idek its so weird 1:30 PM Booby ikr i hate these word ones we are staying tight right? 1:31 PM Booby im nervous lol 1:32 PM
same yes definitely 1:32 PM
although mrtn has been so active lol </3 1:33 PM Booby ikr If we kept him he'd be so loyal <3 1:34 PM
true and i love nosy but he's busy so idk :/ Booby ugh 1:35 PM Booby and im so lazy for this challenge 1:36 PM
me too lmao
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Post by racer on Aug 8, 2014 10:09:49 GMT
I got an interesting message from Coach today! It was a message sent to myself and Dan (the original Kati) as well as Paloma, who I gather is their ally over there.
So this is very interesting. For starters, they got that same clue as me, but they only have half of it, so either they didn't share it with me, or they didn't find all of it, or Morgan only gave them half of it. The last one is probably most likely. The second interesting thing of note is that C3 is marked off as a searched location on their map and that is exactly where I found my clue.
So I replied and told them that if we assume every tribe has it hidden in the same place, then I had searched D3 and E7 also, as well as two squares they had done, although I didn't mention which two because if I said C3, they would assume I have the clue too.
Then Coach said:
Basically all of the information and evidence leads me to believe that items are hidden in the same place on each tribe, and so if they can cross off locations over there (and hopefully find it soon) then they improve my odds of going to the right square, or possibly telling me where it is which would be great. I really want the idol - who doesn't?
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Post by racer on Aug 11, 2014 16:01:29 GMT
OMG I just had a brainwave!
"Be at least one hundred to vanquish the weak!"
What if I need 100 posts on this forum. And omg NOBODY has 100 posts yet, so I'm just gonna spam these confessionals right now. <3
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Post by racer on Aug 11, 2014 16:59:46 GMT
Well that worked... kinda. I got access to a TYLER PERRY IDOL section and putting all the pieces together about "convergence" and when the idol came into existence in Cagayan, I can only assume that it isn't accessible until after the merge, although there's also the possibility that password clues could be hidden around camp, so I might bump into something.
The other thing to note is that there could be other idols still hidden around this camp and if that is the case, I have no clue where to start my search... :/
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Post by racer on Aug 11, 2014 17:02:29 GMT
Also how amazing that the other tribe voted out the ugly problematic gay. That person was a disgusting piece of trash inside and out and I can't say that I am remotely disappointed by that vote. Good riddance.
The sad thing is that waste of space weakling would probably die if he/she was on Redemption Island by him/herself but Kass can probably kill pigs and feed that little idiot.
Anyway, as stupid as Kass proved herself to be in Cagayan, I hope she gets back into the game. Better the devil I know is stupid than the the devil I know is stupid and despicable.
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